Hippy Elite

[Verse 1] Well, I’m sorry I canʼt stop and chat No, I wonʼt be signing up for that It’s okay, Iʼm a terrible person Well, I wanna save the whales too But it's a fucking Wednesday afternoon So a canvas bag and a smile is the best I've got for you [Chorus] All the things they do, I donʼt disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite [Verse 2] Well, I havenʼt thrown myself in the road yet Or chained myself to a jumbo jet Avoidin' plastic's not very dramatic, is it? But one time I cycled all the way home 'Cause this planet is our only one But nobody saw it and I, I felt all the worse for it It wasnʼt my bike [Chorus] All the things they do, I donʼt disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite [Verse 3] If I had all that money in my pocket Drink all that local beer and ride that eco-rocket Organically hand-fed idols, transient low-res primal You know we all just do the best we can And time and tideʼll wait for no woman But I canʼt clean up the entire ocean on my lunch break Oh no [Chorus] All the things they do, I donʼt disagree Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite (I would tell everybody) Hug a tree for me, hug a tree for me (?) If I could only quit my job, I’d join the hippy elite