Let Me Explain

[Verse 1] Who copped the rum? Vodka bubblegum Stocked shots of double-yum N' Ciroc a saucerful of Ummagumm-- A dumb emcee who spits fables Get Gone with the Wind Off some Clark Gable Cat cradle, Chapin lips with no labels But stay stable Like legs on a candlelit dinner table Wrote this off a handle of Captain In fact... Could use a line of some scandalous Co- I mean Clapton "What's happenin'? I keep my dreadlocks in a napkin ring" Laughing to myself over the sink ANOTHER DRINK! [Verse 2] Anyway Stay thirsty like it's Thursday Bird? Yeah, his tolerance stays otherworldly Dominant like Moe to Larry and early Curly Lyrics is burly, rest assuredly Blurred Birdy's words'll stay with you like curry But sheesh, what's the hurry? It ain't hard to keep up So here, catch the ketchup, Ash Ketchum Ya food's up Beef How you talk about Cudi? You're a has been blip, runny-nosed fuddy duddy Debby Downer over here She think she got a career Don't quit your day job, bitch You crack a mirror In fact, here, the only shit I wanna hear Is when your sextape leak, time to disappear!