[Verse 1]
Well, I've heard there was a sneaky gent
Who yearned to be in Smash Ultimate
Then learned he wouldn't be able to waa
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Who made the cut?
The nerd, the prude
The never-was, the always-nude
The ones who'd never utter "Wallelujah"
[Chorus]
Wallelujah, wallelujah
Assist trophy Waluigi
[Verse 2]
But baby, I've been here before
You opted for the pterosaur
Some squid thing showed up
And the fans said "Booyah"
[Pre-Chorus 2]
I said an echo would be fine
But you said "Too bad, Daisy time"
It's a cold and it's broken wallelujah
[Chorus]
Wallelujah, wallelujah, wallelujah
Waluigi
[Verse 3]
Now maybe I'd be way too strong
I'd top the tier list all day long
But even so, who the heck asked for Pichu!? Waaa
[Pre-Chorus 3]
Why won't you let me make my case
To punch some mascots in the face!?
Ah, go "Assist" yourself!
Bah! Wallelujah
[Chorus]
Wallelujah, wallelujah, wallelujah
Waluigi
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