John Hell

Lyrics from live at Soup Studios [Verse 1] Three encores of Oh Sonny Boy backed only by accordion Three rows of pale brunettes protect him from the crowd And the curtain is a patchwork of imitation vermillion And a red bulb hangs over the throne that has been found Yeah! [Refrain] This is the scene on Main Street when John Fifty comes to town Yeah! This is the scene on Main Street when John Fifty comes to town Everybody says, “Are you ready?” [Verse 2] Crowds of every age, creed and gender are abound Signor kitsch sings skits detailing each attendees sins The first time anteatеrs lose themselvеs in the wings With vigour they scratch red spots, overwhelmed by their king [Bridge] In all the world there’s no escape from this infernal din In all the world there’s no escape from this infernal din [Verse 3] “Children of Bethlehem, come all boys and girls Come listen to these, my eternal words Judge not who you see by whatever they may say But by their round eyes, lips, ears and curves A man is his country, your country is you All bad is forewarned, all good will come true” [Refrain] These words are heard on Main Street when John Fifty comes to town That‘s great! [Verse 4] The gargling non-song whips throng into frenzy And the echoes of his crooning now cease to be heard No-longer-pale brunettes are broken in two And thrown to the snouts of the anteater crew... [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] That was the scene on Main Street when John Fifty came to town Yes, that was the scene on Main Street when John Fifty came to town Yeah! [Outro] Yea-Ah!