Britney Bitch

Lately I've been feeling like a pop star Nails done, Catwoman with the cat claws (yeah!) I no longer drive race cars Realized I need a space ship to be a superstar (zoom!) I wanna live like Britney Dye my hair blonde, wear clothes that don't fit me (bitch!) Or, maybe I can be Fergie Big girls don't cry but I'll cry if you hurt me Actually I wanna be Gwen Stefani Hollaback at the boys, no doubt they'll be on me (where the boys at?) Live the life of the party New age icon, going up, you can't stop me If you need a friend you can call me But hurry up don't stall me So we can live life like Britney, bitch! In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich If you need a friend you can call me But hurry up don't stall me So we can live life like Britney, bitch! In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich Cruisin' down Chicago I just won the lotto I might whip out the Tesla, only drive that bitch on auto (yo!) Flyin' down the highway, I do what I say Somebody get their girl, she hit me up on Myspace And I seen Gabe and Ty whippin' in the Beemer You peel off, I tell what means, got me feelin' like a fever Then we ball out 'til we fall down on the floor Just crashed on my car so I bought me some more (whoo!) You look like just my type Would it be a crime to ask what you're doing tonight? (Call me) I think it'd be a crime if it's not with me I know we just met but it's meant to be (because) By day I'm a pop star Shows, I'm a rock star Skateboard Pete, catch me standing on the cop car Full-blown heartthrob, but you probably knew that Usually more humble, tonight I had to cool that Do I want our love to grow? (Duh!) Am I gonna stress it though? (Uh) Probably not If you're down let me know You can pick the place and the time and I'll go If you need a friend you can call me But hurry up don't stall me So we can live life like Britney, bitch! In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich If you need a friend you can call me But hurry up don't stall me So we can live life like Britney, bitch! In a lavish house 'cause we're filthy rich A word of advice, stop kissing on campus It's like tacky and tasteless Not everybody wants to see that