The Party Song

(Here we go, motherfuckers) Do you want to come to a party My friends picked me up in their truck at 11:30 This thing's at a frat house but the people are cool there Reluctant I followed but I never dreamed there Would be someone there who would catch my attention I wasn't out searching for love or affection So I paid my 3 and the girls got in free Shine the beer for tequila and we headed into the party And then in the backyard some terrible ska band Someone in the background was doing a keg stand This place is so lame, all these girls look the same All these guys have no game, I wish I would have stayed In my bed back at home watching TV alone Where I'd put on some porn or have sex on the phone Far from people I hate down from anywhere state Trying to intoxicate girls to give them head after the party And then I saw her standing there With green eyes and long blond hair She wasn't wearing underwear at least I prayed that She might be the one, maybe we'd have some fun Maybe we'd watch the sunrise But that night I learned some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard And some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chests And the things they suggest to me I couldn't believe what this lady was saying The names she was dropping, the games she was playing She dated this guy who now rides for Black Fly's How she's down with the wise well constructed disguise Now I'd rather go dateless than stay here and hate this Her volume of makeup, her fake tits were tasteless So I said I'd call her but never would bother Until I got turned down by another girl at a party So when you see her standing there With green eyes and long blonde hair She won't be wearing underwear and you'll discover This girl's not the one and she'll never be fun You should just turn and run Because you'll find out that some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard And some girls try too hard to impress With the way that they dress With those things on their chests And the things they suggest to me Some girls try too hard Some girls try too hard