Kidnapper (Take 2)

[Verse 1] Oh hey, you got unnerving face Twitching eyes like Norman Bates You got a cigarette, eye on a mirror Farm boy Brown, gas station sweeper You took that girl, you put the saddle on her Just thirteen, she's her daddy's apple And she don't know You're the kidnapper, uh-huh Oh hey, your Daddy's Whiskey Sam He's got bloodshot eyes like Ray Milland Playing solitaire, your Mother fidgets You wannna be rich, but you won't dig ditches She bitches like a brat She got the money People breaking their necks And she thinks it's funny Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh-huh [Bridge] Kidnapper Kidnapper Kidnapper Kidnapper Well she don't know You're the kidnapper, uh-huh [Verse 2] Oh hey, they call you Skinny Jim And nobody knows the boat you're in They dipped your tail When you were back in school Well, you're a real strange cake But you're nobody's fool So you took that girl You put the saddle on her Just thirteen, she's fresh out of diapers And she don't know You're the kidnapper, uh-huh [instrumental solo bridge; piano, guitar, and drum solos] She don't know You're the kidnapper, uh-huh Where's your old man now? Nobody's home, uh-huh Well she don't know You're the kidnapper, uh-huh