Red Necks (Take 1)

[Intro] How you doin' there boys? (Howdy!) Cool to be here I want you all at home to just sit tight Listen to what we have to say Cos that way we'll all get on fine As long as there's no fuckin' tea bags there (America's bigger than England) OK here we go! [Verse 1] I'm a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die I was built big and strong on the states' best apple pie I'm better than them limey pinheads in Europe-y Twelve gauge in their back, hell it would stop their mopin' I'm a truckin' redneck and I just refuse to die (I won't die) (Will you die? Will you die?) (I'm not gonna die) You're American damnit! We're playin' billiards here! (Apple pie, no die) [Verse 2] Get free coffee fill-ups at my best favourite's Denny's place Find a couple of tea bags and I kick them in the face Sure is damn good pinchin' the ass of that waitress When I go on tour, gonna get me... fuck, I've fucked it (Keep going! Keep going! Keep going!) [Verse 2 - Take 2] Get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny's bar (We've already heard that boy! Say something new!) Find a couple of tea bags and I kick them in the shit [Verse 2 - Take 3] Get free coffee fill-ups at my favourite Denny's place ...ah, shall we do it again? (We've got it! We've got it! We've got it already!) No I didn't do me "pinchin' the waitress ass" (No we've got it) It's got to be... I didn't! I didn't, I fucked up! (You did, it was great! It was great, honestly, trust me ... take it back to the beginning)