Ultranol

[Verse 1] For coughs and colds and scabby holes Itchy pimples, unseemly moles For funny turns and Chinese burns For aching heads, we're most concerned For staying lively, getting it nightly Yes, we guarantee [Chorus] That's Ultranol, it's the new remedy Before you go to bed, take two or three When you wake up, you'll feel better [Refrain] La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la [Verse 2] For aches and pains and jellied brains Help you sleep and smile again And now you're aimless, blameless, almost nameless You get much more, although you pay less Revitalise that sexual drive In fact, be born again [Chorus] Yes, Ultranol will put you on the map Take four or five, then have a little nap When you wake up, you'll feel better [Verse 3] For coughs and colds and your scabby holes (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) It'll keep you young though you're feeling old (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) If you're not protected, you're gonna get it (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) So suck 'em and see, you won't regret it (La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la) [Outro] Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see Suck 'em and see, suck 'em and see