Million Dollar Bash

[Verse 1] Well, that big dumb blonde With her wheel gorged And Turtle, that friend of hers With his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk With his cheese in the cash They’re all gonna be there At that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-wee Ooh, baby, ooh-wee It’s that million dollar bash [Verse 2] Everybody from right now To over there and back The louder they come The bigger they crack Come now sweet cream Don’t forget to flash We’re all gonna meet At that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-wee Ooh, baby, ooh-wee It’s that million dollar bash [Verse 3] Well, I took my counselor Out to the barn Silly Nelly was there She told him a yarn Then along came Jones Emptied the trash Everybody went down To that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-wee Ooh, baby, ooh-wee It’s that million dollar bash [Verse 4] Well, I’m hitting it too hard My stones won’t take I get up in the morning But it’s too early to wake First it’s hello, goodbye Then push and then crash But we’re all gonna make it At that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-wee Ooh, baby, ooh-wee It’s that million dollar bash [Verse 5] Well, I looked at my watch I looked at my wrist I punched myself In the face with my fist I took my potatoes Down to be mashed Then I made it on over To that million dollar bash [Chorus] Ooh, baby, ooh-wee Ooh, baby, ooh-wee It’s that million dollar bash