Saving the Bird

[Intro: Louise, Tina, Linda, Bob & Gene] Lou: I used to think turkeys were nasty and horrible. But then I-I met someone that taught me that maybe they're not so bad T: Was that someone me? Lou: No T: Oh Lou: It was Drew P. Neck. And so, on the behalf of him, I'd like to pardon this turkey right now L: Aw, that's so sweet Lou: I know B: Uhm, it's already dead L: Quiet, Bob B: Sorry Lou: Okay, everybody, let's dig in T: I'm gonna pardon that fool right into my mouth B: It's just not how pardoning works G: Pardon me while I pardon gravy all up in this mamma-jamma. And get a little onto my knees, and a little bit all over my neck B: Stop, Gene L: And I'm gonna pardon the cork right out of this Pardonnay B: Okay, well, words have meaning, but whatever. Let's eat [Chorus: Linda] We're keeping our word We're saving the bird this year (Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird That's what you heard) We're keeping our word We're saving the bird this year (Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird That's what you heard) [Bridge: Linda] Don't you taint my mayor Don't you taint my mayor Let him fly [Chorus: Linda] We're keeping our word We're saving the bird this year (Gonna keep our word, gonna save the bird That's what you heard) We're keeping our word We're saving the bird this year