Brian Wilson Says SMiLE A.K.A. Beard of Defiance

[Intro sample from The Spongebob Squarepants Movie] [Spongebob] Huh, I don't feel any diff- Oh my gosh, Patrick! You have a mustache! [Patrick] So do you! [Spongebob and Patrick] Ohh... Aww... Ohh... I'm twenty-two and I live at home And I hate my shitty job and shitty wage I feel like I need an attitude adjustment When the transformation's over you can see it on my face Grow a 'stache and a beard and Move out to the woods Do the H.D. Thoreau thing and start feeling good Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards You hate the options they present to you And everything is owned by someone lame Here's a lesson how to deal with corporatization: Stick it to the man because the man don't own your face Grow a 'stache and a beard and Move out to the woods Do the H.D. Thoreau thing and start feeling good Disconnect the phones and sever all the credit cards You say they're not much different than me I disagree. They're buying 200-dollar designer jeans They drink martinis. I can't afford a shot of whiskey The joke's on everyone but me You wake up every day, and you go to that job interview. But before you go to your job interview, you shave off your beard. And you know what happens when you shave off your beard? 10 kids die in third world countries. 15 kids die in communist countries. and 20 kids die in socialist countries. Don't conform to Gilette. Don't conform to Schick. Don't conform to the Mach 3 Turbo. Don't conform to the Venus. Don't conform to the Mach 3, Don't conform to the Mach 3 MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! And then when you wake up in the morning and you go into work and your friends say 'that's a shitty beard,' you say, 'fuck you! you're a shitty fucking... non-beard-having... MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE! TAKE BACK THE BEARD! TAKE BACK THE WORLD!