[Intro]
Gonna have to help me out here
They're gonna
It's gonna be hard to keep me in my seat today I think
Come on
[Verse 1]
I woke up this mornin', I rolled out of bed
I felt like this dog who's been kicked in the head
I checked out my mail, I got a letter that read
[Refrain]
"Love for sale, yeah, love for sale"
[Verse 2]
Took down the phone, picked up everyone I could
I let my fingers do the walkin' in the telephone book
You can't catch a fish whеn you ain't got the hook
[Refrain]
They had love for salе, yeah, love for sale
[Verse 3]
Send up a signal and throw me a line
Somebody save this funny Valentine
It might not be legal, but it sure ain't a crime
Bein' one step from crazy, bein' two steps behind
[Verse 4]
I called Lieutenant Columbo from my TV set
Tried the Dating Game, I haven't found her yet
I'm hopin' that she lookin' like a Penthouse Pet
[Refrain]
She had love for sale, yeah, love for sale
[Guitar Solo]
Uh-huh
Bring it down
[Instrumental Break]
Uh-huh, yeah
Uh-huh
Now wait a minute
[Verse 5]
We're livin' together for three long years
Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundred beers
You can't shop for love if you're shoppin' at Sears
[Refrain]
They had love for sale, yeah, love for sale
[Verse 6]
So I learned my lesson, it was easy to see
Well, my old lady, she played a joke on me
And I never looked, I forgot it to be
[Refrain]
Love for sale, yeah, love for sale
[Bridge]
She had L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
Love for sale, yeah (She got some love for sale)
L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
Love for, one more time
L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
L-O-V-E, love
[Outro]
Ooh
Yeah
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