Turtle Blues

This one's for you, Janis Ahh Oh, I'm a mean, mean woman I don't need no one man, no good No, I'm a mean, mean woman I don't need no one man, no good I just treats 'em like I wants to Never, ever treats 'em, honey, like I should Lord, I once had a daddy He said he'd give me everything in sight Woah, I once had a daddy Said he'd give me everything in sight Oh, yeah, yeah Oh, I said, "I, I want the sunshine And take the stars out of the night" Now, come on, give 'em to me, babe I want 'em right now I ain't the kind of woman Who'd make your life a bed of ease No, no, no, no, no, no I'm not the kind of woman To make your life a bed of ease Yeah, but if you, you just wanna go out drinkin', honey Invite me along, please Oh, yeah, I'd be so good for you, honey Oh, yeah I guess I'm just like a turtle That's hidin' underneath his horny shell Oh, oh, woah, just like a turtle Hidin' underneath his horny shell But, you know, I'm very well protected I know this doggone life too well, oh Oh, they call me mean, people call me evil I'm not the kind of woman you can mess around Oh, they call me mean, they call me evil Not the kind of woman you can mess around Yeah, but I'm gonna take good care of Bonnie, yeah There ain't no one gonna talk me down Oh, yeah Oh, yeah