[Spoken Word: Bowen Yang]
Welcome to the JFK Delta One Lounge, the most random place
To take a shower in. It's the holidays, so we've got free eggnog for our guests. Eggnog! Get your eggnog!
[Jane Wickline]
Whoa! Is that an industrial eggnog machine?
[Bowen]
Sure is. Have a glass
Oh, sorry. The machine's kind of breaking down. So, they're closing my station. This is my last shift
[Andrew Dismukes]
No. Really?
[Bowen]
Yeah. It's sad. I'm gonna miss everything about this place. The way it smells, the celebrities who would come through. You know, just last week, Josh O'Connor was here
[Andrew]
In the lounge? Oh, cool. Well, thanks for everything and good luck
[Bowen]
Take care
Hello? Rhonda, can you hear me?
[Ariana Grande]
Ed, is that you? Are you still at the airport, Ed? It's Christmas Eve
[Bowen]
That's when people want eggnog at the airport the most, honey
[Ariana]
Oh, I know. I wish you were home. But I'm so proud of you. All the eggnog you've made over the years. Some of it was great. Some of it was rotten
[Bowen]
And a lot of it got cut. But, you know, I also think eggnog is kind of like me. It's not for everyone, but the people who like it are my kind of people
[Ariana]
Plus, you're way more fun with bourbon. Oh, I miss you, Ed. Please come home
[Bowen]
I'll be there soon, sweetie
[Sung, Verse 1: Bowen]
Bells will be ringing the sad, sad news
Oh, what a Christmas to have the blues
My baby's gone, I have no friends
To wish me greetings once again
[Verse 2: Ariana, Ariana & Bowen]
Choirs will be singing "Silent Night"
Christmas carols by candlelight
Please come home for Christmas
Please come home for Christmas
If not for Christmas, by New Year's night
[Spoken: Bowen]
Hello. Where are you flying to today? Christmas, sir?
[Kenan Thompson]
Uh, my, uh, biological son finally found me. So, the jig is up. Yeah. I'm gonna go meet him
[Bowen]
That's lovely. Can I interest you in some eggnog? Oops, sorry
[Kenan]
Sure. Thank you. And, uh, good luck. I'm going to miss you
[Bowen]
I'll miss you, too, Kenan Thompson
[Kenan]
Okay. Thank you
[Sung, Bridge: Bowen, Ariana, Ariana & Bowen]
Friends and relations send salutations
Sure as the stars shine above
This is Christmas, yes, Christmas, my dear
Some time of year to be with the one you love
[Spoken: Bowen]
Rhonda, you made it!
[Ariana]
Of course, I wouldn't miss your last shift for the world. I can't believe you're retiring
[Bowen]
I just wanted to go out on top
[Ariana]
Oh, everyone knows you're a bottom, honey
[Sung: Verse 2: Bowen, Ariana & Bowen]
So won't you tell me you'll never more roam?
Christmas and New Year's will find you home
There will be no more sorrow, no grief and pain
And I'll be happy, happy once again
[Spoken: Bowen]
Oh, Rhonda. I should have come home earlier. I just feel so lucky that I ever got to work here. And I just wanted to enjoy it
For a little bit longer, especially the people. I've loved every single person who works here because they've done so much for me, especially my boss
[Ariana]
Oh, your boss? There she is. It's the CEO of eggnog at Delta. Ma'am, What an honor
[Bowen]
Ma'am, I just wanted to say it's been an honor working for you. And any success I have after this will be thanks to this place. Before I go, do you have any feedback for me?
[Cher]
Well, everyone thought you were a little bit too gay. But you know what? You're perfect for me
[Bowen]
This place will always be home. Yeah, it's time to go
[Sung: Outro: Bowen, Ariana, Bowen & Cher]
Ooh, there'll be no more sorrow, no grief and pain
And I'll be happy, happy once again
