A Really Cool Dance Song

We grew up in the suburbs Got guitars for Christmas and started a punkrock band Then we travelled the nation, became a sensation In our '82 Dodge van Now we're getting older and much more sober And we got some big house payments to make The wife wants a handbag, the kids need some college And we need just one hit single to break Get ready here it comes This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit And now the labels are so stoked They don't get the damn joke The downloads will rock the charts Like those bands on the TV with frilly tuxedos The ones that break the young girls' hearts And now we can too This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can't wait to hear the remix This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit Who the hell are we foolin This isn't really what we do We had to borrow this keyboard We only listen to Motley Crue But it's gonna be funny Cuz this song will be number one This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song I can't wait to hear the remix This song sounds like a dance song Cuz dance songs are cool now So get up and shake what your mama gave ya It's our attempt at a dance song A really cool dance song It's gonna be a great big hit It's our new sound Chris take it to the next level You can hear us in all the clubs It's a... wait The drums just dropped out No, the drums No it doesn't sound good anymore I can't find the rhythm or the.deal It's cool, no it's not Allright, we're back We are dancing, this is awesome We are dancing, dancing dancing dancing Then we're dancing dancing dancing WOOOOH yeah