Somebody Get My Mom (Bonus Track)

Woke up today in a van Traded my pillow for a miller lite can And in two more days, I lose the guitar That I hawked Slurped down a beer then one more Twelve ounces later, I was outside your door And the pebble I threw Was probably more like a rock Then I fell, skinned my knee Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee I lost my wallet and my car keys too And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu Somebody get my mom 'Cause I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom Authorities came, I guess I was gone Next thing you know, I'm passed out on the lawn And boy did I wake up fast With a rottweiler's tongue in my mouth I wrote you a note but it got soaked When I went deep sea fishing And I fell out of the boat And got caught on the trout line Wasn't found for three days Then I fell, skinned my knee Broke my glasses, got stung by a bee I lost my wallet and my car keys too And to make matters worse I'm coming down with the flu Somebody get my mom 'Cause I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom M O M M Y she makes me cobbler 'cause I hate pie She coached baseball when we needed her We lost every game but to her came it first And I'm so glad that she met my dad I wouldn't be here if she never had Let's go I guess this is it, the end of the song Just my luck nobody sang along I guess I'll put down this guitar And keep the mongoose back home Somebody get my mom 'Cause I think something's broken again And I don't want to be just friends I said thanks for the ride, I'll just limp back inside 'Cause I don't want you to see me cry I just want my mom Somebody get my mom I just want my mom Get my mom M O M M Y