[Verse 1]
¡Baje con los locos!
Why does the bad luck chase me around
And nip at my cuffs
Like a psychotic Japanese chihuahua
(Chi-wa-wa, chi-wa-wa, chi-wa-wa)
That's right, a chihuahua-wa-wa
What can I do?
[Verse 2]
I tried nasty little phrases
And repellent creams
Stole Mondale's bulletproof limousine
I wrote in lazy español
But I think she only speaks in jazz
(Como el Satchmo)
Da-boom-di-ba, dyah!
[instrumental break]
[Verse 3]
I wish I had a brain in my head
Then I could tell when I'm lying
And tell when I'm telling the truth
Wait, is this a candid observation -
Or a calculated gift for the myth I've created
That's based on a story that could eat me alive
As quick as thе noon is high
Narrated by Charole and hispanic retro-ghеtto jive
Give me five
[Pre-Chorus]
Sixteen seconds ago
They fell fell back and was over then
Now she's dragging me down
Slap my hands on the chalk again
[Chorus]x2
Let me kill you
Crazy eyes, crazy hands
I want it over, under
Your safety's falling
Like a goddamn shark attack
[Bridge]
Like a goddamn shark attack
(incomprehensible hyperactive screams)
I believe she said, "Kiss me"
Kiss me, you jacked up jerk
Kiss me, you jacked up jerk
Kiss me, you jacked up(?) up son of a cutthroat bambito-kapow
(Besame tu manatada)
I guess you like me now
[Pre-Chorus]
[Chorus]x2
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