Do You Like Me Like That?

[Verse 1] I got a story about D.C. to tell And I don't think you're going to like it very well It's about boys and girls, and the rich and the poor But what if no one can afford to live here anymore? [Verse 2] Well, I guess you can, 'cause you got a trust fund You're so comfortable, but you're the only one I'm gonna turn it up and shake you down 'Cause your past is too clean, gonna throw it all around You were brought up well, but your daddy never taught you To keep your mouth shut [Chorus] Well, oh my, God! We don't do that here! Well, now we do You'll see what we're gonna do about you [Verse 3] You're taking one thing that one girl does And making it represent all of us What do you know about the catty girls? The only thing you know is your rich boy world You're talking politics on your pedestal And you half-baked idea of "what it means to be a Girl" But you can't feel how we suffer or we bleed You can't give us what we want, much less what we need [Chorus] Well, oh, my God! Well, I know what you said! You can't run! You say the girls are dumb, but not this one! [Verse 4] You narrow your world to the safest girl And up your nose with all the rest Well, we do exist and we do insist That a life that's boring is the life without risk You don't know what it's like to be harassed all day Then to be told that you're only in the way Living in fear, trying not to disappear So yeah, we're kinda weird, not normal, no way! [Chorus] Well, oh, my God! We don't say that here! Well, that's not cool You say the boys are too, but why not you? [Verse 5] So I got a story about D.C. to tell But I don't think you're gonna like it very well It's about "nice guys" and the girls who let them Be innocent as rain and about as thoughtless You can bring the keg and I'll bake the cake And we'll raise our glass to another mistake So what if us girls try to tear ourselves apart? But we're here to tell you that it's time to get smart