One For The Ditch

[Verse 1] As I ran for the last train to my barren abode I fumble for loose change and my head could implode Pocket full of pennies how I wish I were rich I should run through the gates but the ScotRail would snitch [Verse 2] So it's back to wanderin' these streets so malign I nip into the co-op for a bottle of wine Well the money it's tight but for vice it seems fine It's all for me beer and tobacco [Verse 3] As the clock edges closer to the train I can't miss I need to dart for a tenner and I lean for a pish Well it's always a must, never a wish And the light of a free house is near me [Verse 4] As I danced into Dows Bar, quite a surprise Half bottle in my pocket and a madness in my eyes Had a scuffle with the bouncer, called the barmaid a bitch So it's back to the Wheatsheaf, and it's one for the ditch Yes it's back to the Wheatsheaf, one for the ditch Yes it's back to the Wheatsheaf, one for the ditch [Instumental Break] [Verse 5] I'll tell me ma when I go home The boys won't leave the girls alone Danced all night and we had a fight And we never went back to the morning light I'll tell me ma when I go home The boys won't leave the girls alone Danced all night, had a fight Back to the boozer [Outro] One for the ditch One for the ditch One for the ditch One for the ditch