Too Drunk...

I guess we're doing "Too Drunk to Fuck," right? I hit the bottle in the morning in the summertime I quit my job cause it gets in the way I find a party by the ocean, buy the cheapest wine Call up my friends to come and waste the day I got a dimebag, corduroys, colored sleeves, And a bindle, and some LSD Now I'm just lookin for a girl to meet To help me to forget my name I could spend my lifetime gettin high Never wanna live in suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Drunk, gettin' fucked up every night I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck Now the party was jumpin' and the girls were fine With the lipstick summer glaze I got so many women comin' after me I put some pussy on layaway I was smoked out, tore up, drunk as fuck And I wouldn't wanna change a thing Young and dumb and full of cum With a sugar loaded candy cane I could spend my lifetime gettin high Never wanna live in suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Drunk, gettin' fucked up every night I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck you! Ahhh yeah, I'm too drunk to fuck you! I can't eat, can't sleep, and I'm bored as fuck And the girl I want just walked away She just found out I'm too drunk to fuck Looks like I'm not gettin' laid I could spend my lifetime gettin high Never wanna live in suit and tie Most of us are just livin' a lie Drunk, gettin' fucked up every night I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all day Oh, I'm gettin' drunk all night I'm sorry but I have to say, I'm too drunk to fuck you! Yeaaah... too drunk to fuck you! I'm too drunk to fuck you! Somebody, help me! Lord have mercy, somebody help me I can't fuckin' breathe I'm too drunk to FUCK!