Monster

[Intro: Bukshot] I can make these motherfuckers disappear like David Blaine And like a George Romero movie watch ‘em lose their brains Everybody run for cover when them choppers aim That’s how the shit goes every time you cross The Mob and Strange [Bridge: First Degree The D.E.] Good evening, we're glad you could join us for the season finale of Monster. On tonight’s creaturific episode, we will be showcasing three of the most unique and bizarre monsters on the planet. We have delved down into the darkest and deepest depths of the shadows to bring these monstrosities together for our final episode of the season. Tonight’s monsters are some of the most vile and cunning creatures known on the planet. In our first cage, some call him The Genius, The Spider K, Krizz Kaliko [Verse 1: Krizz Kaliko] Part of me’s monster The other half haunts ya It teases and taunts ya Darkness do what it wants to See the Hades are loving ya Babies cry when they look at ya And I be the bad wolf in the book that ain't good for ya now See the creature feature that's far hotter than ether Hard on the beaver (ah ha) I'm a meat cleaver and I season the tasty treat before I go deep deep but you squeaked in the meat sink In the pink and I eat it even if it did stink after that then I'm growling at ya What we're piling at ya I'm a monster, what did ya think, the act bad? Everywhere I look, look like I look mad I ice grill 'em Might spill out your guts for little or next to nothing (ha) You think I'm huffing puffing I'll blow down your house ain't bluffing (ah ha) Then knock the stuffin' out your egg Mcmuffin if you're toughened (waa) Prey on the weak without blinking Stay on the beat without thinking Off of my seat when I'm drinking Feast on breezies on the weekend And with that attitude it don't even matter dude I batter fools, monster Stretched out like latitude [Chorus: Bukshot] I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed I am in yo basement, I am in yo head They want someone to blame for causing all this drama They call us many names but you can call us monster [Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot] Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster [Bridge 2: First Degree The D.E.] In cage number two, we have the Juggernaut, The Hunter, The Weirdo himself, Bukshot [Verse 2: Bukshot] They cannot assess or comprehend what they are dealing with I came from another planet, there's no way to fathom this I promise you the boogeyman is real, he does exist I'll come through yo city and rob everybody like the Grinch Every choice under the head done make us vindicated The time has come to shut yo business down and liquidate it What you know about the snake and the bat? Together with the skull now put the clip in the strap Travis told me these rappers are mad and they full of that hate and they want our bread These rappers are gonna be sad when these killers snap and they paint you red I'll be damned if these bitches take mine and shit That's why we come with buckshots and TEC-9s and shit (cha) I am not a friend of yours I'm just like a Decepticon On a dime, I can shoot you in yo back like Megatron Welcome to the misery, anticipate the trauma Messy, grisly, deadly, monster [Chorus: Bukshot] I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed I am in yo basement, I am in yo head They want someone to blame for causing all this drama They call us many names but you can call us monster [Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot] Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster [Bridge 3: First Degree The D.E.] In cage number three we have the Kansas City King, The King of Darkness, Tech N9ne [Verse 3: Tech N9ne] Niggas think they beastly (cha) Claiming that they Voorhees Don't make me unleash me (cha) Drop you down to your knees Tecca Nina's story is gory Another one of marketable orgies (cha) That’s what your whore needs (cha) Nina I come antagonistic (cha) All of you feminine fags are missing (cha) This line is really gonna grab the rickets (cha) Busting bitches back, we bad, we bigot (cha) Anybody think they gon' tame the monster, ha-ca-ca-ca-ca We Strange, we conquer Pop 'em up in pitiful pain for mama (cha) I'll put a stop to yo game Willy Wonka (cha) Gotta be speaking my mind, now hush now(cha) Better be sick, only rhyme we bustler (cha) Hit a bitch quick from behind leave nut spots (cha) When he find out that he rhymes we touch Glocks (cha) Hit 'em with evil design, we snuffed Hops (cha) Never got locked up and fined enough cops (cha) Now you know push and rewind the bluff stops (cha) Better not fuck with T N9ne and Bukshot (cha) From KC to Louisville (cha) We crazy we truly ill Other rappers are booty, we spit like a tooly when moody Here's a fool and he shoot he kill (cha) Strange and M.O.B. style we the Gods now leaving niggas missing like Toowoomba pasta You don't wanna enter the Funkra (cha) When you look at the Nina resembling a monster [Chorus: Bukshot] I'm inside yo closet, I'm under yo bed I am in yo basement, I am in yo head They want someone to blame for causing all this drama They call us many names but you can call us monster [Bridge 1: Tech N9ne, Krizz Kaliko & Bukshot] Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster Tech N9ne Kaliko Tech N9ne Bukshot Tech N9ne Kaliko Monster