Avantcore

[Verse 1] I know this group, and they're so avantcore I bought their shit at the mom and pop store And I give all of their songs the top score I'll see them play on their small hip-hop tour They're treated like sex symbols, out the stretch-limos Autographing breasts with lead pencils Now everybody thinks that they're the best new group As if they're a pop band test-tube fluke They bought a home that's the size of a ballpark You can only cross the property with a golf cart But they no longer can sell a billion records 'Cause when they first weren't trying was their last brilliant effort [Hook] Rappers say the darndest things that you'll ever hear Like "I heard you sold this many units," and I say "Wish me better luck next year!" (Hey, hey) [Verse 2] There seems to be too much water pressure Underneath your genre-mesh blur And to be honest I never took interest In the modern day Young Black Teenagers I'd thought they'd gone to be replaced What's on gun racks with cheese graters To use on the spongy mind Of the LA rapper swinging from a monkey vine Style biting used to result in a money fine, but now [Hook] Rappers say the darndest things that you'll ever hear Like "I'm edgy, and I'm risque," and I say "Better luck next year!" [Verse 3] I replied to the wuss with a yo mama's joke When he said how much he pushed the envelope A group of sexually ambivalent nihilists Crying from an ovarian cyst Picking at a vegetarian dish Idolizing a German band that barely exists But me, my name's never on the full-color flyer 'Cause I'm just a dull bus driver Thinking 'til my head is a bowl of dust fibers To all the fools up under their trucker hats Sagging until you can see their plumber's cracks There is no metaphorical meaning So don't bother sifting through the storyboard in one seating It's just horribly demeaning (Yeah!) And you can't do burners, I want the colors back Don't want to hear your dumb ideas, just shut your trap Jumping jacks thunder claps in your bubble gum raps [Hook] Rappers say the darndest things that you'll ever hear Like "I did a song with so-and-so and I got signed," but those checks will never clear! [Bridge] Avantcore, avantcore, avantcore, you're so avantcore L'avantcore, I'm so avantcore, avantcore, avantcore [Hook] Rappers say the darndest things that I'll ever hear Like "You're the dopest in the world," I say "Better luck next year!"