Short Skirt / Long Jacket

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what's best I want a girl with shoes that cut And eyes that burn like cigarettes I want a girl with the right allocations Who's fast and thorough and sharp as a tack She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair She's touring the facility and picking up slack I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket I want a girl who gets up early (gets up early) I want a girl who stays up late (stays up late) I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity Who uses a machete to cut through red tape With fingernails that shine like justice (hey, ho) And a voice that is dark like tinted glass (hey, ho) She is fast and thorough and sharp as a tack (hey, ho) She's touring the facility and picking up slack (hey) I want a girl with a short skirt and a long, long jacket I want a girl with a smooth liquidation (smooth liquidation) I want a girl with good dividends (good dividends) At Citibank we will meet accidentally (meet accidentally) We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest (hey, ho) She wants a car that will get her there (hey, ho) She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen (hey, ho) She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler La Baron (hey) I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket