[Verse 1]
Your black hair mess
You batshit, catfish, Danny Devito in a dress
It's always too good to be true
[?], I'll make the most out of a liar like you
[Pre-Chorus 1]
It's serving me right, I suppose
We both know but pretending we don't
[Chorus]
Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square
In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?
I bet you've never been there
Have you ever walked to Trafalgar Square
In an 'I Love New York' T-shirt?
I bet you've never been there
I bet you've never been there
I bet you never have
[Verse 2]
Could I care less?
Oh, for all the wrong reasons girl
You're ripping my heart from my chest
Such a soft-centred soul
Like cereal
We spent too long in the bowl
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Should I be more 'rock 'n' roll'?
We both know, we're pretending
It's serving me right, I suppose
We both know but pretending we don't
[Chorus]
Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square
In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?
I bet you've never been there
Have you ever walked to Trafalgar Square
In an 'I Love New York' T-shirt?
I bet you've never been there
I bet you've never been there
[Bridge]
In your 'I Heart NYC'
I T Y
T-shirt
Oh
In your 'I Heart NYC'
I T Y
T-shirt
Oh
In your T-shirt
Oh
(I bet you've never been there)
In your T-shirt, oh
(I bet you've never been there)
In your T-shirt, oh
(I bet you've never been there)
In your T-shirt
Oh
[Chorus 2]
Have you ever walked 'round Madison Square
In an 'I Love London' T-shirt?
I bet you've never been there
I bet you've never been there
[Outro]
[?]
(I bet you've never been there)
What am I next?
(I bet you've never been there)
You're a batshit, catfish, Danny Devito in a dress
What am I next?
You batshit, catfish, Danny Devito
In a dress
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