Confidence Man

I'm a confidence man Piss down your back And tell you it's raining A confidence man Reigning like a queen Like anyone else Everyone expected to be queen Which is more possible, For it to rain piss, Or a kaleidoscope of queens? A confidence man These are your words Use 'em in my favor On the train, I pull your wallet Feed it to a mule You come at me with bloodshot eyes Charging like a bull I'm a confidence man Not a confident man Fall into the shadows [?] preaching 'bout humility A confidence man You nearly did a, "What? Who's there?" Nobody here but us chickens Doesn't matter, was a ruse anyway Took your pants that time I'm a sensitive man Got the confidence to try I know nothing about you Yeah, you know everything about me If I reveal any more I'll just be a spy I'm a confidence man Not a confident man I'm not a confident man They're much more dangerous Look at this man Never questioning Never failing So he never learns Look at him I mean, watch his ass He's the kind of thief That works in broad daylight That never get caught You give me the heebie-jeebies, sir I'm a confidence man Not a confident man Oh, you made me You abandoned me These are your words Use 'em in my favor Gimme all your confidence I'll feed it to a mule