We broke up, it was messy and I'm so embarrassed
Let it get the best of me, I wasn't thinking clearly, oh
Now, I'll be the bigger person
And I won't lash out even though I'm really hurt
Another lesson learned, I'm moving on
I won't call you in the middle of the night
Won't show up to your house without an invite
I won't beg you for a second chance
'Cause I got a man now with a good health plan
I'm gonna steal your dad
Be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch
'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your stepmom
Told your dad, I want a studio in your bedroom
It's looking comfortable and I'm looking to take more from you (to take more from you)
Uh, I'm in it, for the long haul and I'll admit it
I've been unconventional, some may say it's borderline insane
Please don't call me in the middle of the night
Don't show up to my house without an invite
Me and your father have been talking
And we think it's time you get off our phone plan
I'm gonna steal your dad
Be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch
'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your stepmom
Is this how you saw my wedding?
As another guest attending
I don't wanna see you objecting
When you're the one who fucked our ending
Is this how you saw my wedding?
As another guest attending
I don't wanna see you objecting
When you're the one who fucked our ending
I'm gonna steal your dad
Be the best he ever had
Send your mom home crying 'cause he couldn't keep his promise
And he traded in his ring to give me everything I wanted
Oh, I know we have a past
I think we should start from scratch (I think we should start from scratch)
'Cause I'm with him now but it could've been us if you never did me wrong
I wouldn't be your stepmom
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