Fast Lane (Remix)

[Verse 1: Royce da 5'9"] First verse, uh, I'm on 'til I'm on a island My life's ridin' on the autobahn on autopilot Before I touch dirt, I'll kill y'all with kindness I kill ya, my natural persona's much worse You've been warned if you've been born or if you can form Slap up a cop and then snatch 'em outta his uniform Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn Y'all niggas's intellect mad slow, y'all fags know Claimin' you bangin', you flamin' Bet you could light your own cigarette with ya asshole Me and Shady deaded the past, so that basically resurrected my cashflow I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I ain't wrapped tight My blood type's the '80s, my '90s was like the Navy You was like the Bradys, you still fly kites daily [Interlude: Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes... [Verse 2: Chamillionaire] Wait, let me interrupt you, Shady They thought I couldn't drag the loot, but Y'all must be crazy. Bullets in my .380 I keep a bunch like the Bradys Have everyone dodging shots like Anderson Cooper out in Haiti. They all be Wolf Blitzer And I put in a full clip and you stay in the full trip And you run and the fool flip. I'm MJ, I don't do Pippen, I'm lyrically too sick. Wait till you're gone And drop a bomb on your car like a stool pigeon I'm with your girl in your auto I'm letting her work my throttle I think I just spilled a bottle of Moscato Inside your Tahoe. Your girl is singing bravado She think she Nelly Furtado, I keep on telling her "Bravo!" Yeah, that's the Stephanie I know [Verse 3: Eminem] Catch me in my Mercedes bumpin' Ice Ice Baby Screamin' Shady 'til I die, like a half a pair of dice, life's crazy So I live it to the fullest 'til I'm Swayze And you only live it once, so I'm thinkin' 'bout this nice, nice lady Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll, danish, let me tell you What this pretty little dame's name is cause she's kinda famous And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus! You morons think that I'm a genius Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum cleanin' Try them trailer parks, crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby And that's back with a capital B with an exclamation mark Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics Cause I'ma rip this mystical slick shit You don't wanna become another victim or statistic of this shit, cause after I spit the bullets, I'ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball I'ma kick the ballistics, so get this dick, I'ma live this [Chorus: Chamillionaire] I'm living life in the fast lane If y'all didn't know my name, then I bet you know now I don't really give a damn what y'all think I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal) [Verse 4: Chamillionaire] Hey Royce, I'm sorry for stealing but I had to make an adjustment That production's so rushed they give it a Texas concussion It's like the game of Duck Hunt, when they see the heat that I'm tucking Soon as they see that I’m squeezing That’s when I see that they’re ducking It ain’t no hey or wassupin' when I throw my fist through your dental 'Cause I be charging the month like the card that got incidentals I’m a millitant mind reader, I’m sawin' right through your mental Got a saw I purchased on rental Got em sawin' right through the middle You little peons get peed on, CD what I’ma skeet on Your thong is neon as Deion Got a dick so big you could ski on Tip of my penis, I’m meanest Sometimes I think I’m Arenas I bring my strap in arenas This metal detectors a genius [Verse 5: Royce da 5'9"] Yeah, my whole goal as a poet's to be relaxed in orbit At war with a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs My slow flow is euphoric, it's like I rap endorphins I made a pact with the Devil that says "I'll let you take me You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes, Jack Kevorkian" Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in I'm livin' the life of the infinite enemy down, my tenement, too many now To send my serenity powers, spin 'em around, enterin' in the vicinity [Verse 6: Eminem] Now, was called M&M, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper Chewed him up and spitted him out, girl giddy-up, now get-get down He's lookin' around this club and it looks like people are havin' a shit fit now Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look who's back in t-t-town Did I s-s-stutter, mothafucka? Fuck them all, he shuts A whole mothafuckin' Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round And he came to the club tonight with 5'9" to hold this bitch down Like a mothafuckin' chick underwater, he tryna d-d-drown Shorty, when you dance, you got me captivated, just by the way That you keep lickin' them dick-sucking lips, I'm agitated, aggravated To the point you don't suck my dick, then you're gonna get decapitated Other words, you don't fuckin' give me head, then I'ma have to take it [Verse 7: Royce da 5'9"] And then after takin' that, I'ma catch a case, it's gon' be fascinatin' It's gon' say "The whole rap game passed away" on top of the affadavit Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator To Michael Jackson' activator, meanin' I'm on fire off the top Might wanna back up the data, runnin' over hip hop In a verbal tractor-trailer, homie this sick, you can normally ask a hater Don't it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper Drop in the lap of a tax evader, homie they spent [Verse 8: Eminem] Now make that ass drop like a sack of potatoes, what girl I'm the crack-a-lator, percolator to this party, be my penis ejaculator later Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt You rollin' with a player, you won't be exaggeratin' when you sayin' [Chorus: Chamillionaire] I'm living life in the fast lane If y'all didn't know my name, then I bet you know now I don't really give a damn what y'all think I'm just tryna get this change and make my city so proud All I know is I'm tryna get it so I get in the ride Drop the top on my drop and ride through the night I'm livin' life in the fast lane (Pedal to the metal) I'm just tryna do my damn thing (Pedal to the metal)