Missed Connections

I pop out, every girl gonna pull her man closer Everybody want me, they could only have me on a poster Heard he got a bitch so plain that he wouldn't even post her If I can't get him back, then I'ma take a bath with a toaster I could never settle for an ugly-ass trick I need a man with a 20-inch dick That was this guy, we could call him Rick He was kinda rich, but his Porsche had a stick Told him, "Pull over, let's check the dipstick" Said he liked the way I apply my lipstick When he asked me if I'd be his chick I played too hard to get and hе moved along quick Just another damn missed connеction When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection Saw him in the club with a bum bitch in his section Trade stays goin' down like a recession You can call me Miss Connection Know you're missin' out on my affection Either way, I'ma get paid Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection New bitch, she ain't like me Nothing like C-H-A-S-E You can call me Miss Connection Know you're missin' out on my affection Either way, I'ma get paid Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection New bitch, she ain't like me Nothing like C-H-A-S-E Once upon a time, I met this country guy Pulled up in his truck and he got me all heart shape-eyed Talked real smooth and he asked if he could slide But when he hopped out, wasn't tall enough to ride There was this other guy, his name was Clyde I'll say his real name 'cause, well, he died He did a lot of blow but he made a lot of dough When I saw him I just had to say "Hi" Said he liked the way my DSL's pout And he didn't even ask about my body count Went to his place, there was cops all around He had overdosed on his couch It's a missed connection Just another damn missed connection When we should've been fuckin' on a yacht with no protection He was so fine and he always kept his erection I guess that's just natural selection You can call me Miss Connection Know you're missin' out on my affection Either way, I'ma get paid Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection New bitch, she ain't like me Nothing like C-H-A-S-E You can call me Miss Connection Know you're missin' out on my affection Either way, I'ma get paid Catch you out dancin' with a downgrade Just another missed connection Fuck if I care, I'm blonde perfection New bitch, she ain't like me Nothing like C-H-A-S-E