Surrender (Alternate Version)

Mother told me, yeah, she told me That I'd meet girls like you She also told me, "Stay away You'll not know what you'll catch" Just the other day I heard Of a soldier's falling off Some Indonesian junk That's going round Well Mommy's alright, daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don't give yourself away Hey, hey! Father Father says, "Your mother's right She's really up on things Before we married, Mommy served In the WACS in the Philippines" Now I had heard that WACs were dykes, old maids either that or whores But mommy's neither one of those I've known her all these years Mommy's alright, daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don't give yourself away Hey, hey! Whatever happened to all this season's Murderer of the year? Every time I got to thinking Here'd they disappear? But when I woke up, Mom and Dad Are rolling on the couch Rolling numbers, rock and rollin' Got my Kiss records out Mommy's alright, daddy's alright They just seem a little weird Surrender, surrender But don't give yourself away Hey, hey! Away Away Surrender Surrender But don't give yourself away Surrender Surrender But don't give yourself away Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Surrender but don't give yourself away Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Surrender Surrender Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright But don't give yourself away Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Surrender Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Surrender Surrender Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright Ned's alright Tommy's alright Johnny's alright Gary's alright Ricky's alright We're alright We're all alright Alright tonight Oh Konnichiwa I love you baby Lick your tits all night long