Big Blank Distraction

[Intro] We would like to welcome the people who know nothing and think they are better than us! [Verse 1] I'm not here to start a problem, I am in line for fate (Hey you) And if you want to know what love is, well, you're gonna have to wait It's an unexpected skeptic who you met in Mexico (Hey you) Echo, just look at the pinwheels: I'm someone who wants to blow [Refrain] And I'm belching at the graveyard (Hey you) And I'm feeling strangely fine (Hey you) It's a big blank distraction of the mind (Hey you) Whatever you're looking for, you won't find it at school, you famous internet doofus! [Verse 2] Adult recreation and I'm losing every time (Hey you) And if winning's half the battle, I'll take the other half, it's fine There's a bunch of random rich guys in Male Feminists The Band (Hey you) And, as Sufjan Stevens sang, "I want to hold your freakin' hand" [Refrain] Now I'm dead, sell my Krill vinyl (Hey you) To the desperate Discogs guy (Hey you) It's a big blank distraction of the mind (Hey you) I'm going for my own jugular, or the jugular of someone who looks a lot like me! [Verse 3] Happy to invite you, but you're gonna leave early (Hey you) Of Mice and Men On Ice is not the break you seem to need There's bad mojo at the dojo with no air conditioning (Hey you) Sage your parking space, and take a chill pill for anxiety [Refrain] I'm the Michael Phelps of eating snacks (Hey you) The store's out of my size (Hey you) It's a big blank distraction of the mind (Hey you)