Here I Was

Don't ask, or I might tell you I'm in the land of the big TVs Like a kid the day after Christmas Exchange or refund, listen to me The man-bun guy won the raffle And walked out with a big TV I'll be your Starbucks in a rainstorm Pickles and ketchup in a cardboard sleeve 10 million dollars cash, tax free If you don't want it, would you give it to me? Death metal t-shirts, static and fuzz And here I was Here I was A conversation in confidence No hetero affection: conflict again 10 angry tenants, all of them sighed The nasty neighbor killed the vibe Cold-looking people or mortal men? I ate a salad and listened from the next door apartment Run for the boredom, fill it with bags Tater tot pizza, niblets and Tab 100 million dollars cash, tax free If you don't need it, would you please give it to me? Megadeth t-shirts, static and fuzz And here I was Here I was I may never like anything again I may never like anything again I may never like anything again I may never like anything again (Big TVs) 10 or 20 dollars cash, tax free If you don't want it, would you give it to me? Bob Marley t-shirts, "Jammin'," "One Love" And here I was Here I was