I Feel So Weird!

[Verse 1] I'm at the Jamba Juice I’m at the therapist I'm at the combination Jamba Juice and therapist Don't shoot your shot Hey, are you goth? Yeah, Todd Something familiar from every day starts to seem alien When you repeat it and repeat it and repeat it and repeat it The difference between me and a dog is I’m taller Think about it Just think about it [Chorus] Look mom, I'm trying I fixed all my problems Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) It's right under my nose, punching me in the face Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) My brain is full of barking dogs My guts are full of barking dogs My heart is full of barking dogs My soul is full of barking dogs Look mom, I'm trying I watered all the plants Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) [Verse 2] Oh, I already puked I almost feel better I am a slumpy plant and I need carbonated water I could get so much done if I didn't have to sleep anymore But then I would be tired It's hard to acknowledge something obvious when it's really obvious I'm feeling good, but I’m sure it will pass It’s the ten year anniversary of everything from ten years ago Think about it Just think about it [Chorus] Look mom, I'm trying I fixed all my problems Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) It’s right under my nose, punching me in the face Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) My brain is full of barking dogs My guts are full of barking dogs My heart is full of barking dogs My soul is full of barking dogs Look mom, I'm trying I watered all the plants Why do I feel so weird? (Weird) Why do I feel so weird? (Weird)