Ted Talk City

[Verse One] I'm at the Sky Mall I'm at the Sharper Image I'm at the Brookstone I'm at the Indiegogo Meet me in my office in Space Space Mountain Parsley, sage, rosemary and cilantro You blinded me with Scientology, a kind of bad magic A former wunderkind with resting sad face A busted Keystone Pipeline of unlistened voicemails in Social Death, South Dakota Airbnb with the lord [Pre-Chorus] I'm coming out of my grave and I've been doing just fine [Chorus] Ted Talk city, improve your life Zero days without an injury Dog pet city, improve your life It's at thе bottom of a bag of coffee beans What was so bad about the ground you had to cover it with fakе grass? Broken printer, improve your life How hard is it to wash your hands? [Verse Two] I take the 5th I take the 69th I take the 420th I take the 311th A resurrection miracle, or just a large piece of trash? And what is Macklemore doing here among the undead? God bless you Dr. Lexapro God bless you Dr. Tylenol There's no ramen in the afterlife – it's just noodles! Everyone in the we'll-call-your-name-when-your-order's-up restaurant is named Greg In Social Death, South Dakota Airbnb with the lord [Pre-Chorus] I'm coming out of my grave and I've been doing just fine [Chorus] Ted Talk city, improve your life Zero days without an injury Dog pet city, improve your life It's at the bottom of a bag of coffee beans What was so bad about the ground you had to cover it with fake grass? Broken printer, improve your life How hard is it to wash your hands? [Bridge] I'm coming out of my grave and I've been doing just fine But I would like a sno-cone Life comes at you slow I'm coming out of my grave A spiritual gaucho Can I get an espresso? Life comes at you slow [Chorus] Ted Talk city, improve your life Zero days without an injury Dog pet city, improve your life It's at the bottom of a bag of coffee beans What was so bad about the ground you had to cover it with fake grass? Broken printer, improve your life How hard is it to wash your hands?