Whistle While I Work It

A few drinks at the house gotta get that buzz going Cause I can't afford the club drinks that they're pouring Valets 20 bucks so I'll find me a meter It's 5 blocks away but the parking is cheaper I walk straight up to the bouncer got the flyer in my hand said I didn't bring the ladies but I brought my favorite friends He doesn't say a word He just points us to the back like he thinks we'll wait in line No no we ain't having that Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I... 4 out of 5 make it in hours later sobered up over-heated and can't find a waiter We dance up on some girls but they're blockin us out I could win them with words but the music's so loud (Hey what's your name? / Come on Tell him!) Afraid to use the toilet I'll get vomit on my pants and I never tip the bathroom guy that helps me dry my hands Hey that guys got a table we can drink up for a while till they notice we've been moochin and get kick kicked out in style Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I... Fellas say ho and ladies say owwww You stepped on my foot! Ice'll bring it right down Datin foreign girls, last name no vowels Rock the tight T, Black Simon Cowel wanna throw my hands up jump jump But it's too cramped to Krump. I might bruise my junk See I know where to go no shenanigans Just new fake noses and Kardashians Hey girl let me in this VIP "'scuse me who are you supposed to be?" I'm Wayne Brady from your TV screen Do I have to choke a bitch? Now do you believe? Oh! I loved Whose Line and I watch your gameshow! Then you'll hook a brother up? Um lemme see... no! Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows Cause I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I know somebody who knows somebody who knows somebody who knows I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it I whistle while I work it