Freak

[Verse 1] Met a midget, he was shorter than Elroy Jetson If you could see him, it would really blow your mind Smelled a little like the kennel that you keep your pets in Because he didn’t bathe for eight weeks at a time [Chorus 1] But he was my friend I liked him, I really liked him Something about him was cool He was okay I think that you would like him He’s an awful lot like you [Verse 2] I met a drag queen in a harlot hobo hellhole She looked like a little bit like Gilda in a dress He wore a teddy with a nicе big plunging neckline So evеryone could see her big fat hairy chest [Chorus 2] (Oh yeah, but) She was my friend I liked him, I really liked her Something about her was cool She was okay I think that you would like her She’s an awful lot like you [Bridge] It doesn’t matter who you are Or what you think of me Bigotry is just a form of insecurity [Verse 3] I met a lady with a beard like Rip Van Winkle I don’t remember but I think her name was Bruce You couldn’t see his face, she had so many pimples I couldn’t tell if she was black, white or chartreuse [Chorus 2] (Oh yeah, but) She was my friend I liked her, I really liked her Something about her was cool She was okay I think that you would like her She’s an awful lot like you She was my friend I liked her, I really liked her Something about her was cool She was okay I think that you would like her She’s an awful lot like you [Outro] She’s an awful lot like you She’s an awful lot like you She’s an awful lot like you