Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
They appeared like apparitions
On a cool November night
They had come for exorcisms and hugs
And soon the circle was occupied
And she asked for volunteers
Someone brave who would be strong enough
To share with all the group why they were here
So a young man puts his hand up
And calls "Let's have a listen 'cause someone is about to speak"
Billy stands up on the edge of his seat
Suddenly everyone is quiet
He stammered slightly then he falls on his teeth
And the impact is loud and he cries "ow!"
It was just another week of Racists Anonymous
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Billy drove off to the dentist
With an Aldi bag of teeth
The group was feeling apprehensive and shocked
And she spoke to him carefully
He's not bailing out, it's no excuse
He's just a careless common creature
Who should now avoid her food
She appeared for coalition and lost
Now who's going to have it
Something they could share with us
Sister Suzie has a special technique
A filibustering professional
She'll pray for hours until everyone's asleep
And then she slips out to the arcade and plays
Oh, it's just another week
Of Racists Anonymous
Kai could only sneeze
Liz spoke Japanese
Carlis couldn't handle the honesty
Layla hit the ground
Too much mac 'n' cheese
Oscar ran around
And screamed
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
Welcome to R.A
As the evening nodded onwards
And the night came dripping in
Others tried but they all faltered and flush
Tongue-tied and ready for bed
So she thanked them all for coming
Taking time out from this thing they feel inside
But they can't bear to ever face
And they'll keep on saying nothing again
Next week at Racists Anonymous
Lyrics provided by LRCLIB
