Modern Romance

I put an ad in a local paper "Modern woman, seeking modern man" I've collected all the data I've decided, it's my only chance And when I find that person, baby We'll only listen to the modern bands We'll only watch modern TV You'll only catch us wearing modern brands Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, oh Well, at first we'll take things slow But if you wanna speed it up a little I'll be ready to go I can be the one in your covers, baby I can take you out, you don't have to stay We don't stand a chance In modern romance I could make your other lovers hate me You can't get enough when you get a taste We don't stand a chance In modern romance Ah, ah, ah, ah If you're looking for love Just call me Call me I'll meet your dog, you can meet my parents I'll let it slide, but I'm kind of a cat person I'll cut your bangs with the kitchen scissors We do the big shop on a Thursday I, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha, I I will hold you when you cry But if you wanna speed it up a little I'll be ready tonight I can be the one in your covers, baby I can take you out, you don't have to stay We don't stand a chance In modern romance I could make your other lovers hate me You can't get enough when you get a taste We don't stand a chance In modern romance You asked for this You come here often? What do you do for work? Honey, please don't cry I was tryna flirt You got any siblings? Do you have any pets? Oh, you DJ? It was going so well Here's a compliment Now here's another one Here's a funny joke Let's split the bill Here's my number This was fun, yeah You've got charisma And sex appeal I can be the one in your covers, baby I can take you out, you don't have to stay We don't stand a chance In modern romance I could make your other lovers hate me You can't get enough when you get a taste We don't stand a chance (never stand a chance) In modern romance (ha-ha-ha, that's a funny joke) Ah, ah, ah, ah (yeah, you think I'm real cool) If you're looking for love (yeah, cool, uh-huh, cool) Just call me Call me