Off the Chain

[Chorus] I'mma go ahead and do my thing You just gotta let me off the chain Yeah I'm off the chain, off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain [Verse 1] I'm like a rap star minus the money and the record deal Bitch I'm whipping in a piece of crap car But I don't give a fuck cause I spit it mad hard You could inspect my lyrics never find a bad bar I'm in my backyard rolling chronic, rap rollick Artist like Jack Pollock, drop shit so sick I need an antibiotic I'm an otter and I'll crack you like the shell of a mollusk Oh my God, it's Webby With a machete Ready to go after both Jason and Freddy I am deadly like a black mamba, sipping Odwalla Mixed with vodka running shit like the Godfather So call me Corleone, I'm rolling with 40 homies And you could hold the camera, come watch your shorty blow me My first is in five minutes like off of the brains So ask anybody bitch they'll say I'm off of the chain, ay [Chorus] I'mma go ahead and do my thing You just gotta let me off the chain Yeah I'm off the chain, off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain [Verse 2] I'm the next big thing in case you couldn't tell Give me one mother fucker who'd say I wouldn't sell I'm good and well here in the underground Unsigned Hype dude, I don't fuck around And see I'm buzzing now all over internets Webby's on the web, you're behind if you haven't clicked it yet I'm shooting free throws all you people miss the net I'm off the chain bitch like an evicted pet Get it? Cause if a pet got evicted It, uh, wouldn't have a leash on... Man, shit, forget it I'm twisted, roll it up, hit it I'm so fucking dope They should put me on exhibit Cause you know I rip it every day spitting more and more Magic than any Slytherin or Gryffindor Dumbledore's stepping in, feeling like the principle Don't need a body guard, Webby's invincible My life is inimitable, but I'mma push 'em to the back Like I hired 'em as actors, I'll put 'em in a cast With the punches that be flying at speeds above fast So retrace your foot prints, bitch step back What? [Chorus] I'mma go ahead and do my thing You just gotta let me off the chain Yeah I'm off the chain, off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain [Verse 3] I walk in they call me the kid like Billy Crushing Keystones all night get silly Let's throw down at beer pong cause bitch I'm illy Hit six cups, then I re-rack 'em like Willy I am a Gremlin and I rhyme never ending Stay getting high got no time for descending People give me praises any time I get mentioned Even though my skin's whiter than the belly of a penguin I need an intervention before I go brain dead With a pencil is the only time I aim lead But me and your girl gon' wake up in the same bed Wiping her mouth claiming she never even gave head I'll murder K-Fed and hit Britney up Oh, you got two kids? I don't give a fuck She said hit me one more time so I hit it up Lohan, I got a Trojan come here you little slut So messed up looking for a pair of Double D's, please Step to me, I fucking dare ya Oh God, I'm seeing double no Tia and Tamera Cause I hit 'em like Bam I don't need a Margera [Chorus] I'mma go ahead and do my thing You just gotta let me off the chain Yeah I'm off the chain, off the chain You just got to go and let me off the chain I'm off the chain