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Bertie Lyrics — Christian Alexander | Dork

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Christian Alexander
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Christian Alexander

Bertie

From I Don't Like You2022

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Bertie

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"Bertie" is a song by Christian Alexander from the album I Don't Like You, released in 2022.

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