[Intro]
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright, alright! Ladies, ladies back off! O-oh God, is that... Vicky?
[Verse 1]
Ok, ok, so, let me tell you a s-story o-on this-this girl named Vicky. At bank, she bounced a check and it was super icky. Then she tried to bribe the banker to give her all the bucks, and the banker said, "Sorry, lady but no one gives-" Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
[Chorus]
Oh, wow! Oh-oh wow! (Hey, He-) oh, wow! O-o-oh wow! (Lady-)
[Verse 2]
(Couch, comedy, music)
Mom, come here! I don't wanna do this anymore! It's stupid and dumb and frankly it's... well...
[Chorus]
Oh, wow! Oh-oh wow! (Hey, he-) oh, wow! O-o-oh wow! (Lady-)
[Ending]
A-a-alright, that's the story! Make it fami-family friendly so the kids don't go in here and hear, y'know so edi-edit out t-t-that part, keep the lady i-i-i-in and keep the tag, keep the tag, keep the tag, keep the- AHHHHHH (Don't worry, my dear Pamela. I'll do my scientific best to command your fleet.)
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