[Verse 1]
These guys must like us tortoises
They made a band named after us
They make very cool music
Build it carefully, brick by brick
Now I'm kind of singing
And it's beautiful
Change of beat
That's a hit
I like this song
I like King Kong
Oh it's come back
So let's rap
I know that it's not the kind
That you're acostumed to but you'll find
That it's cool anyway
So just chill with Cla-Clay
Kind of like Buzz
Lightyear
No, don't fear
I am here
To save you
Now I'll show you
More amazing skills
I'll blow you
Out of your heels
Cuz it's so good it's not feet
It's higher than that
Just feel the beat
And Matt
Would like to be here
Helping me and drinking some beer
And that's fucking nice
I know I go cook rice
But it's just pretty awesome
And so I'm wearing a costume
Of a very bad witch
Yeah it's not a bitch
But I'll drop the gas bar all
The way down I ball
In the dance floor
Ha, got it? I have more
Awesome wordplay
That's with Cla-Clay
Yeah I like this rhymes with my name
I do 'em a lot but I am not to blame
It's irresistible
I'm incredible
And if you got mad at me Chris
Cuz I said you wasn't with me grindin' overseas
Man just relax it's ok
I'll invite you to Cla-Clay's
Yacht, me, you and Matt
As would say my Jewish friend
Who's also a criminal, I tell you beforehand
So don't invite him to your house
Full of bling blings and Rihanna wearing just a blouse
And nothing more
Cause he might even steal that... Girl
And if I had the Black Pearl
I'd be a fucking pirate
I would annihilate
Enemies and enemy places
Reinvent aesthetic standards
End this preference for pretty faces
Cause this lands are
Full of nice people but not beautiful
And I am so pitiful
Of them cause I was once that way
Yeah, I was an ugly Cla-Clay
But then came the fame
Which brought the money honey
And that fixed it all
I could then go to the mall
And be admired by everyone
No more making fun
Of that ugly little tortoise
Yeah then they made toys
With my face, and my body too
Know who probably has one? You!
Now I got you
Oh yeah I got you
I'm a fucking tortoise
And you wanna suck my balls
I'm sure of that
And I know that Matt
Could confirm
If he was burned
By witchcraft
I'd be desolated
In fact
I would ask to be crucificated
Cause that's my fucking homie
My nigga for all the time
And cause he owes me
For teaching him how to grind
And I find it amusing
That I'm bemusing
You with this cmusing
D you get it
I'm at it bros and hoes
And so as it goes
I'll say goodbye, goodbye thank you
See y'all in Tortoise II
