[Verse 1]
Will you be entertained by beast and knives?
Vital mentalisms will blow your minds!
Cthulhu's red-headed stepchild, quite the precocious babe
We like to keep it on the DL because our clientele prefers it that way
[Pre-Chorus]
The seven-legged sow will see you to the after-show
Don't you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?
[Chorus 1]
Now, may I present to you the basilisk?
Please don your goggles if you wish to resist
From the fiery depths of the planet's core
The never-sleeping for-want-of-eating unholy stench of the manticore
[Verse 2]
Produce your access pass, no photographs, please
Some of our guests are, how shall I say? Hyperbolic V.I.P
There is a velvet room for the discriminating pack
Celebrities and tentacles regard the beast with two backs
[Pre-Chorus]
The seven-legged sow will see you to the after-show
Don't you think the candelabra gives a pleasant glow?
[Bridge]
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[Chorus 2]
And just when you thought it could get no stranger
May I present the semblance of a Scandinavian doppelgänger
From the frozen depths of a forgotten fjord
The never-sleeping for-want-of-eating unholy stench of the manticore
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