Geography Teacher (Rock ’n’ Roll version)

I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh Love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I feel so Anna Karina, but my body is behind the camera I've dreamt about being thin in another's hands, oh My life is the Mona Lisa turned to a waste paper game of Hangman I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I feel so up and down about my position as a planet person I wanna move far away from all I know My life isn't adding up to what my abacus is clearly showing I hate how nothing ever goes to plan But I can't be too bitter, I've been making friends With the lady I saw in the camera lens Who everybody thinks of, everybody likes But I cannot be too bitter, I've been making friends With the lady I saw in the camera lens Who told me I was special, told me like a lie I'm a let-down girl and the reason why is 'cause I feel so rock 'n' roll, but I look like a secondary geography teacher And carry myself like a delicatessen ham, oh Love was my religion, now I'm a passionate non-believer I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, oh I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, whoa-oh, no, no, no, no I hate how nothing ever goes to plan, ooh