Lord, Let That Tesla Crash

I heard death comes in threes I misheard it, bein' from Dublin I thought death's in the trees Which makes sense 'Cause they're the saddest cunts of plants I have seen Oh the drama of them dying every year I have seen Watched them dying from the window that we Shared for two years With the dog that I was scared of I went back to our house before your funeral I don't miss you like I should But I kissed you all those times I shouldn't have There's a Tesla outside your old flat And all I have to show for you is how I'm angered by that fact I'm angered by the fact Let's go back to the dog, how he almost made me end it He was sick and your God Lord, you two were co-dependent I thought, "Why waste your time when he's bitten all these ladies?" You said, "Ciara, be nice" and "You wear too much foundation" Figured out when you died, that you liked me for the same things We were loud and so young, and so damaged and annoying If you didn't care for us, then no one would I don't miss you like I should But I'd kill myself to find out if you think this song is good There's no Heaven, you said So I can't And all I have to show for you is how I'm angered by that fact I'm angered by the fact When I turned twenty-two, I had no real friends to speak of Who would watch me like you If I'm honest, I don't have one now Dressed up for the pub, felt so silly and quite underloved Until you were you and pulled out all seven inches of That song by Culture Club, I'd been yapping on about that month I spun, you spun, in some attempt to make me happy And I was I was I was I was I don't miss you, because I can't If I think too much about you, I go mad I'm so sorry I bitched behind your back All I have to show for you is how I'm angered by that fact I don't miss you, but then I shouldn't My memories are loaded with what I wanted But I couldn't have with you That picture's burnt on my TV Now I watch Coronation Street through ghosts of you all neon green Your ghost is neon green I'm angered by the fact Lord, let that Tesla crash I'm angered by the fact Lord, let that Tesla crash I'm angered by the fact Lord, let that Tesla crash I'm angered by the fact Lord, let that Tesla crash