That's Texas

[Verse 1] My redneck mother sang "Redneck Mother" Cookin' us kids somethin' to eat Daddy drank tequila like Pancho Villa When the Cowboys won or they got beat [Refrain] But that's Texas Mm [Verse 2] That ol' Lone Star gravel make an old truck rattle Like a get-ya-boot bit stepped-on snake Lord, have mercy that ground gets thirsty Better buy a Resistol or find some shade [Refrain] That's Texas That's Texas [Chorus] That's Texas, home of George Strait the king Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas [Verse 3] Them two step queens'll bring ya to your knees Yeah, buddy, God sure blessed 'em There's fifty states, but at the end of the day There's one that you don't mess with [Chorus] That's Texas, home of Robert Earl Keen Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas [Post-Chorus] Tell 'em 'bout it boys [Instrumental Break] [Bridge] Where the night gets bright when the stars come on Where every bar is a honky tonk [Chorus] That's Texas, home of the CJB Ain't no such thing as chili with beans That's Texas, hot as a flattop griddle Ain't got a band if ya ain't got a fiddle That's Texas with a capital T If I can't go to Heaven, I got a plan B And that's Texas Yeah, that's Texas [Post-Chorus] Come and take it, boys Yeah [Instrumental Outro]