Warm Beer

I turn on the TV every night Seems the right hates the left And the left can't stand the right Maybe it's the TV station The old folks blame it on my generation Me, I'd rather focus on the positive What we got in common is Everybody hates warm beer, cold beans Long lights, skeeter bites Short changing vending machines Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen) Hallelujah brother say it again How about we quit hating on each other Drop the gloves and agree with one another Right here That everybody hates warm beer Now I don't mean to be pontificating It's a tough situation But the point I'm making In the words of the great Miss Britney Spears It's getting toxic here We gotta stop it here Well, let's redirect our energy Find a common enemy Seems to me everybody hates Warm beer, cold beans, long lights, skeeter bites Short charging vending machines Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen) Hallelujah brother say it again How about we quit hating on each other Drop the gloves and agree with one another Right here That everybody hates warm beer There's no your side or mine (your side or mine) It crosses all party lines There's no need for debate 'Cause everybody hates warm beer Cold beans, longer lights, skeeter bites Short changing vending machines Well, can I get an Amen? (Amen) Hallelujah brother say it again Warm beer, short sheets, long lines Potholes in the middle of the street Yeah, one more Amen (Amen) Brothers and sisters you all say it again How about we quit hating on each other Drop the gloves And agree with one another Right here That everybody hates warm beer That everybody hates warm beer Well, I hold these truths to be self evident If I our president out-banned warm beer Huh, ain't nobody likes that