Let me tell you about a girl I know
Had a drink about an hour ago
Sitting there in a corner by herself
In a bar in downtown hell
Hear a noise, she looked to the door
Saw a man she’s never seen before
Light skin, light blue eyes
Double chin and a plastic smile
Her heart raced as he walked in the door
Took an empty seat next to her at the bar
"My brand new car was parked outside
How’d you like to go for a ride?"
She said, “wait a minute, I havе to think”
He said, “that’s fine, may I buy you a drink?”
One drink turnеd to three or four
They left and got into his car
"Now, babe, the time has come
How’d you like to have a little fun?"
She said, "If we could only please be on our way
I would not run"
She didn’t want to, he had his way
She said, "Let's Go"
He said, "No Way!"
"Come on, babe it’s your lucky day
Shut your mouth we’re gonna do it my way
Come on, baby don’t be afraid
If it wasn’t for date rape I’d never get laid"
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