Conjunction Junction

Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Conjunction Junction, what's your funk? Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up words and phrases and clauses Conjunction Junction, how's that function? I got three favorite cars that get most of my job done Conjunction Junction, what's their function? I got and, but, and or They'll get you pretty far And That's an additive, like this and that But That's sort of the opposite Not this but that And then there's or O-R, you got a choice like this or that And, but, and or They'll get you pretty far Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two boxcars and making 'em run right Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Steamrollin' down the tracks and Milk and honey, bread and butter, peas and rice Hey that's nice! Dirty but happy, digging and scratching Losing your shoe and a button or two He's poor but honest, sad but true Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! Conjunction Junction, what's your function? What's your function? Conjunction Junction, what's your function? Hooking up two cars to one When you say something like this choice Either now or later Neither now nor ever Eat this or that, grow thin or fat Either now or later Neither now nor ever Eat this or that, grow thin or fat Never mind, I wouldn't do that Conjunction Junction, what's your function? What's your function? Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I like tying up words and phrases and clauses Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm gonna get you there if you're very careful Conjunction Junction, what's your function? I'm gonna get you there Conjunction Junction, what's your funk