What Took You So Long? (Remastered 2022)

[Verse 1] You've spent too much time sat in your bedroom on your PC Are you sure that you couldn't have found the time? Swallowed your pride, admitted your jealousy? Well, next week, you're trying again To pull one of your city's many front men If you didn't have the internet, would you be into them? I very much doubt so and they know so [Chorus] What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office? What took you so long? Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach You just happened to miss? [Verse 2] Sometimes, I'm bad and sometimes, I'm rotten Sometimes, I say things I probably Should have forgotten about people and things Do you know who I am? I'm like a Morrissey with some strings [Chorus] What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office? What took you so long? Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach You just happened to miss? [Refrain] You're always bad and you're always rotten And then you always say things that you just should have forgotten Or have you had enough Of your stereotypical bit of the rough? [Chorus] What took you so long? Was there a queue at the post office? What took you so long? Was there a dirty double-decker Stagecoach You just happened to miss?